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supermax
09-02-2008, 05:40 AM
1. First, uh, find a baby

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2. Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques

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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process

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4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up

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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality

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If you don't pass this along, a dog will pee on your computer!

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